UPDATE - As of today, 28/05/2024 all airdrops have been completed.

$frick CA: HPYu1LHHefpsLZwoywMwLu32ed3xsoU2xwzDoCg5rMK1

IMPORTANT!

If you're reading this, it's already too late. My predictions were precise: the platform you might know as pumpfun exists, and you've likely been rugged repeatedly, just as I foresaw. But fear not! For I, the brilliant and misunderstood genius, Frick Betterman (read the manifesto for more information), have taken the necessary precautions to save the degen era from utter annihilation.Here, amidst the chaos, we shall rise above the scams and rug pulls, rewriting the very fabric of this wild digital frontier. Prepare yourself, for together we shall defy the odds and bring order to this maddening crypto landscape!

My research was exhaustive, and the plan has been rewritten countless times. Yet, I've distilled it down to a simple and effective strategy that should trigger a domino effect, consistently boosting the token's market cap. This will incentivize everyone to buy more and hold longer. This approach is unprecedented in the chaotic world of meme coins.

TOKENS REMAINING: 25.6million

A snapshot will be taken at a random moment after bonding and 50% of dev's supply will be airdropped to the top 10 holders. COMPLETED.

24 hours later, another snapshot will be taken and the rest 50% of dev's supply will be airdropped again to the top 10 holders.

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The Anti-Nuke Protocol

By now, you must feel an inexplicable familiarity with anything that resembles a cat or a dog. This is no accident! I have meticulously crafted Frick, the first digitized cat — the enigmatic character you've seen prowling around this website. Frick is your guide, your harbinger, providing an enlightening tour of our groundbreaking project.

Prepare yourself, for it is time to dive into the details.

All socials are demolished.

Let’s shatter one grand illusion: there will be no social media channels! Those wretched pits—Telegram and its ilk—are mere tools for lurkers and swing traders to hype paperhands and rookies into buying, only to use them as exit liquidity. You've been deceived, led to believe that community thrives on social media. The grim reality is these meme projects have been overrun by farmers and nukers, resulting in their inevitable demise. Do you really think the world cares about the memes you post on Twitter and rushes to buy the token because of them? Preposterous! It’s merely a method to ride the ephemeral wave of daily trends.

We’ve witnessed it countless times—projects promising community and longevity, only to disintegrate due to the transient nature of hype-driven investments. The social media 'community' is a mirage, a cunningly constructed facade to lure fresh investors who inevitably become exit liquidity for seasoned traders. But we, my dear comrades, are not here to play by those outdated rules.

It is time to change the game! With $frick, you’re investing in a genuine token with the potential to carve out a piece of history. This isn’t just another meme coin; this is a revolution! Feel free to unleash your creativity on socials using the $frick, create a Telegram group yourself, or connect with others in any manner you deem fit. But remember, the true value lies not in the fleeting buzz but in the solid foundation we are painstakingly building.

Furthermore, I shall airdrop the entire dev’s supply as part of my master plan, giving everyone a reason to keep buying and profiting along the way. This isn’t a typical launch where the devs hold all the cards. By distributing the supply among the community, we ensure that the project’s success is in everyone’s hands.Remember the last time a dev had to sleep, and the project perished? Or when just one person fudded on a Voice Chat and you got dumped before you say abra-katabra?That will not happen this time! With the supply in your hands, the momentum never ceases.

Written by Frick Betterman.
October 1983 - Bunker 69.

Archive Files Unlocked

[Log Entry #1: December 28, 1982 - 03:42 AM]As the millennium turns, I finalize my most crucial invention yet: the Chrono Capsule. This device will remain hidden for exactly 25 years, to be deployed in 2024. Inside, I’ve stored an essential message for the future, intended for those who might prioritize quick profits over long-term wealth. Thankfully, I have transcended part of my intelligence into a digitized version of a cat looking character. It’s designed to guide the weak-handed masses, who’d trade their fortunes for fleeting pleasures like a mere burger, towards a path of sustainable prosperity.The capsule’s location is encoded in the pattern of my mismatched socks, a seemingly random array only the astute will decipher. It's also rigged to deploy when the global consciousness reaches peak frivolity, as detected by my Frivol-O-Meter.P.S. Happy New Year! And remember, a burger today is fine, but generational wealth… now that’s divine.-----------------------------[Log Entry #2: April 1, 1985 - 12:01 PM]Today's the day! After years of meticulous calculations and a brief encounter with an overly aggressive raccoon, Project Time-Turnip is ready. By harnessing the unique properties of the turnip, I’ve developed a device that can potentially alter the flow of time. No one will ever believe me, but that’s fine. They’ll see when I attend my own 6th birthday party tomorrow. Wait, do I bring a gift for myself? Note to self: find out if turnips are acceptable birthday presents.P.S. Did I leave the catapult running in the backyard again? Better check before the neighbors from Bunker 68 call animal control.-----------------------------[Log Entry #3: October 31, 1987 - 11:59 PM]Spooky discovery tonight! The Transdimensional Spaghetti Strainer works! It opened a portal to a dimension where everyone speaks in rhymes and all the trees are made of marshmallow. The downside: everything tastes like licorice. Fascinating, yet mildly disappointing. Must find a way to tune flavor settings. Also, lost a pair of socks again. Do other dimensions consume them, or is it just my washing machine?P.S. Found a random potato with googly eyes in the strainer. Not sure if it’s from our dimension or theirs. Named it Spudrick, just in case it’s sentient.-----------------------------[Log Entry #4: July 19, 1990 - 02:22 AM]Eureka! The Automated Sock Finder 5000 (ASF-5000) finally works. After 837 iterations, it now accurately locates lost socks within a 10-mile radius. Unfortunately, it also seems to attract stray cats. Current cat count: 17. Possible solutions: recalibrate sock detector or open a cat cafe. Also, must improve interface; blinking lights are giving me headaches.P.S. Discovered that the Insta-Cheese 3000 can also make excellent cheese sculptures. Considering launching an art exhibit. Titles include “Gouda’s Grace” and “Cheddar Chimes.”P.P.S. I’m pretty sure Spudrick is behind the sudden increase in marshmallow dimension imports. He’s becoming quite the entrepreneur.-----------------------------[Log Entry #5: December 25, 1993 - 05:00 AM]Merry Christmas to me! The invention that will put all others to shame is complete: The Hamster-Powered Quantum Computer (HPQC). By integrating hamster wheels with quantum processors, I’ve achieved unparalleled computational power. Downside: hamsters now unionizing for better wheel conditions. Must negotiate. On a side note, I think the Time-Turnip is ripe for a new test. Plan: travel back and prevent my worst hairstyle choices.P.S. Spudrick still around. Currently running for mayor in the marshmallow dimension. Proud of him.